It’s time to turn up the heat and get ready to party because it’s your 30th birthday! Here are the best Instagram captions for turning 30 to help you celebrate this momentous occasion.
1. “Aging is an inevitable process, but growing older is optional.” – Anonymous
2. “The best way to remember your twenties is to forget them.” – E. E. Cummings
3. “At 30, our faces are our biographies.” – Christopher Hitchens
4. “The first 30 years of life give us the text; the next 30 years write the commentary.” – Mignon McLaughlin
5. “The advantage of maturity is that you no longer need permission to be yourself.” – Joan Rivers
6. “Thirty is the age when people ask you what you ‘do’ – as if your entire life until this point has been a dress rehearsal.” – Lisa Edelstein
7. “Wrinkles mean you laughed, grey hair means you cared and scars mean you lived.” – Anonymous
8. “Thirty is the age at which one can be sure of having a solid philosophies of life, few illusions and not too many tears.” – Unknown
9. “Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength.” – Betty Friedan
10. “The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.” – Madeleine L’Engle
11. “The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.” – Doug Larson
12. “Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.” – Abigail Van Buren
13. “Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.” – Theodore Roosevelt
14. “Everyone talks about age but no one does anything about it.” – Oscar Wilde
15. “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain
16. “You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” – Ogden Nash
17. “The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you’ll grow out of it.” – Doris Day
18. “Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” – Bob Hope
19. “Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.” – Harold Coffin
20. “By the time you reach 50, you have the face you deserve.” – George Orwell
21. “Age is a high price to pay for maturity.” – Tom Stoppard
22. “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball
23. “You are only as young as your spine is flexible.” – Bob Moorehead
24. “Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain
25. “The best way to remember your 40th birthday is to forget it.” – Unknown
26. “Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength.” – Betty Friedan
27. “The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.” – Doug Larson
28. “Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.” – Abigail Van Buren
29. “Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.” – Theodore Roosevelt
30. “Everyone talks about age but no one does anything about it.” – Oscar Wilde
31. “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain
32. “You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” – Ogden Nash
33. “The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you’ll grow out of it.” – Doris Day
34. “Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” – Bob Hope
35. “Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.” – Harold Coffin
36. “By the time you reach 50, you have the face you deserve.” – George Orwell
37. “Age is a high price to pay for maturity.” – Tom Stoppard
38. “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball
39. “You are only as young as your spine is flexible.” – Bob
